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20 - The most pretentious douche you'll never meet - Orlando, FL
fuckyeah1990s:
“ Theres going to be a few extra size mediums and larges available of these
AVAILABLE HERE
”

fuckyeah1990s:

Theres going to be a few extra size mediums and larges available of these

AVAILABLE HERE

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selfishlydisp0ssessed:
“ twosatans:
“ nfeo:
“ oh my god
”
I need the rest of this story
”
right okay, her husband pays these dudes to kill her, and they kidnap her, but rather than kill her (they told her they don’t kill women) after a day, they drop...

selfishlydisp0ssessed:

twosatans:

nfeo:

oh my god

I need the rest of this story

right okay, her husband pays these dudes to kill her, and they kidnap her, but rather than kill her (they told her they don’t kill women) after a day, they drop her off with a cell phone, the recording of her husband asking for her to be killed, plus the $7000 he paid them, and tell her to go make sure it doesn’t do that again, so she fucking turns up right after the funeral about a week later??, and his ass freaks out and he screams some shit about ghosts, but shes like “lol no bitch i’m real” and hes in jail now and she free af to be with her 8 kids.

posted 5 years agovia©reblog
chungos:
“ goals
”

chungos:

goals

posted 5 years agovia©reblog

everydayjewels:

sleepyclover:

people are allowed to leave you.
people are allowed to break up with you.
people are allowed to love you but not want to be with you.
people are allowed to not want to talk to you.
people are allowed to put their happiness before yours and do what makes them happy even if it does not include you.
people are allowed to move on from you.
people are allowed to fall in love with someone else.
people are allowed to not want you in their life.
people are allowed to do whatever they want to better themselves and become the version of themselves they are trying so hard to love.
don’t be bitter towards someone who is only trying to be happy.

I feel like this POV does not get enough voice.

posted 5 years agovia©reblog
yellowpillowcase:
“ beigency:
“ itsstuckyinmyhead:
“ greythegryphon:
“ masculinityissofragile:
“ YES LADIES PLEASE DONT BUY THINGS YOU NEED FOR NORMAL BODILY FUNCTIONS AROUND US GUYS.
”
Am I the only one distressed that he included toothbrushes on...

yellowpillowcase:

beigency:

itsstuckyinmyhead:

greythegryphon:

masculinityissofragile:

YES LADIES PLEASE DONT BUY THINGS YOU NEED FOR NORMAL BODILY FUNCTIONS AROUND US GUYS.

Am I the only one distressed that he included toothbrushes on this list?

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i didn’t reblog this before, but this got better.

posted 5 years agovia©reblog
neatpotatoes:
“ LMFAOOOO
”

neatpotatoes:

LMFAOOOO

posted 5 years agovia©reblog
plays

posted 5 years agovia©reblog
mikefeehan:
“ Has this been done yet
”

mikefeehan:

Has this been done yet

posted 5 years agovia©reblog
yobootyassgirl:
“ I need this now.
”
Too bad it’s PAL…

yobootyassgirl:

I need this now.

Too bad it’s PAL…

posted 5 years agovia©reblog